How to Pick Up a Girl in the Traffic Jam

Have you ever thought about the fact that a traffic jam can be not only a source of stress and irritation, but also an opportunity to get acquainted with a charming girl? Yes, it is possible.

I turned to look around and saw that there was a beautiful girl sitting in the car to my right. I was very pleased with this neighborhood and sometimes glanced at her, pretending that I was busy with my smartphone. But when I once again decided to look at my new friend, she intercepted my look. I smiled as people smile, to whom nothing else remains. She smiled back and immediately turned away. It seemed to me that both of us were embarrassed.

I had 5 minutes to convince her that I’m not a serial killer.

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Blind Man

One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."