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Welcome to the Flirting in Traffic 2018 Reboot! We're happy to be back and we're happy to have you back as well!! 

Our official launch is on May 11 & 12, 2018 and we will be giving away FREE stickers and all sorts of other merchandise along Kelly Drive in Philadelphia, PA at the Dad Vail Regatta. Look for the Flyrt tent and banner both days rain or shine!


We are presently in pre-launch, which means we're live and mostly functional, not too many people know about us at the moment, we didn't do a press release yet and you can expect a hiccup here and there. Other than that we are full speed ahead towards our May 11 launch so join now and check back often as the site changes daily!! :) 

Kindly report any bugs or anomalies to flyrt@flyrt.net 

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How to Pick Up a Girl in the Traffic Jam

Have you ever thought about the fact that a traffic jam can be not only a source of stress and irritation, but also an opportunity to get acquainted with a charming girl? Yes, it is possible.

I turned to look around and saw that there was a beautiful girl sitting in the car to my right. I was very pleased with this neighborhood and sometimes glanced at her, pretending that I was busy with my smartphone. But when I once again decided to look at my new friend, she intercepted my look. I smiled as people smile, to whom nothing else remains. She smiled back and immediately turned away. It seemed to me that both of us were embarrassed.

I had 5 minutes to convince her that I’m not a serial killer.

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4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States

Blind Man

One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

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The Penguin

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

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Blonde Police Stop

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, its got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."


4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States
4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States

Most Bizarre Road Trip Stories

In the fall of 1967 I returned from Vietnam, bought a car (1962 Triumph TR3B), visited relatives and then headed to my next assignment in KC, MO. I was heading north on US69. Saw a person hitchhiking and decided to be a decent person. I pulled over and “she” came to my car and asked for a ride. It was then that I noted that she looked really hard. By way of introduction, she told me that she had just been released from Sedgewick County Jail.

I had already stuffed the trunk and tire well with my gear, so she had to hold her stuff in her lap. She smelled bad. She cussed like a DI. About 20 min. into our ride, she informed me that she was horny and wanted for me to take care of her. I politely declined. That’s when she produced a 6" knife pointed it at my gut and said I had better reconsider.

We continued silently until we came to a roadside rest stop, where I pulled in. She had seen my sleeping bag on the luggage rack so she hopped out of the car, and grabbed the bag and set about making a love nest for us. I considered my options and decided I could live without a sleeping bag, so while she was distracted, I dropped the clutch and got the hell out of Dodge.

Every now and then I reminisce about this potential love tryst and after 50 years, I can say “Thank God, I didn’t do anything stupid.

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4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States
4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States
4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States
4625 Spruce Street, Philadelphia, PA, United States

Have You Noticed All the Advertisements?

Has anyone noticed that no matter what website you go to these days, it is flooded with advertisements? I mean, visit any site other than the Flyrt network of communities and you will be advertised to relentlessly! 

We refuse to do that. We're the fly in the ointment. The oddball. The one network of communities where you can escape from all the undesired content.

We're not going to advertise to you here. We did that already. You found us, right?! Our methods are crude but so far pretty effective. We want this to be the one place where you can go to escape from the harsh realities of life and just have fun.

If you haven't gotten your FREE Flirting in Traffic ID sticker yet, click on Shop and scroll to the bottom, look for FREE, you'll find it! Also, to learn how it works, click on About and Learn More by watching our news videos. 

And for anyone just finding us, create a profile today and become part of the future of social networking with us!!

Thank you for checking us out! 

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