Glossary
Alphabetical Terms
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Flirt Friend

Flirt Friend

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Flirt Friend 1. A friend that you flirt with, even though you would never date him/her, a practice crush so you're prepared when you actually have one. "When Simon was my flirt friend and I practiced on him so much that some of my friends thought we were actually dating." 2. A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with. "Eric is my favorite flirt friend."    


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Traffic Bitch

Traffic Bitch

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Traffic Bitch A traffic bitch is easy to spot as they maintain at least 25 to 100 yards distance away from the vehicle in front of them causing a wide gap in traffic letting anyone and everyone pull in front of them from nearby lanes. As vehicles cut them off, they further slow down to again maintain a distance from the vehicle in front of them, which in turn further slows the lane of traffic, and sometimes stops traffic in their lane entirely. A traffic bitch is the cause of a great many rear-enders and pile-ups simply due to their existence. A traffic bitch can either be male or female, is not necessarily talking on a cell phone, or smoking a cigarette, or checking their makeup in their
Traffic Cone X Core

Traffic Cone X Core

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Traffic Cone X Core Those who steal traffic cones. "Wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!"  
Traffic Flirting

Traffic Flirting

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Traffic Flirting The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink. Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details. David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?" "Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."  
Traffic Hot

Traffic Hot

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Traffic Hot When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up. "Damn, Trish is traffic hot!" "What do you mean Ryan" "Well Chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."
Traffic Hottie

Traffic Hottie

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Traffic Hottie Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face. "I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her."